beanbean Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 What is it called when you order a royal insect!! Import-ant 1
beanbean Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 What do basketball players say when they fart in there swim trunks,, .. nothing butt net 1
beanbean Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 What do light and hard have in common I can’t sleep with a light in ethier
beanbean Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 Why don’t you ever wanna argue with bamboo, because it sticks, shoots an leaves 1
beanbean Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 My comedy told me I need to work my on my delivery! So I got a job at UPS 1
beanbean Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 My dad used to travel a lot . A good guy a bad basketball tho 1
beanbean Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 The criminal decided to take a shower so he could a clean get away 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 What did the Egyptians use to travel to the Underworld? A New Bus
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 A hungry traveler was visiting a monastary where a monk was frying homemade potato chips. The traveler asked, "Are you the Friar?" The monk replied, "No, I'm the Chip Monk"
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 Science Question: How fast does light travel? A 10,000 Km/s B 100,000 Km/s C D 1,000,000 Km/s
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 Someday I am going to travel to Prague... ...I gotta czech it out!!
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 My friend is a nonbinary time traveler... Their pronouns are they/then
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 Why is it hard for the Amish to travel? Their transit system is a little buggy.
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 How does a narcissist travel the World? They don't, the World revolves around them.
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 Vandals have broken into the National Origami museum in Tokyo... ...We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds!
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 How many countries can you count here? You know, I was very Hungary one day, so I went to Czech the fridge. I managed to find some Turkey leftovers from Thanksgiving, but it was all covered in Greece. So I closed the fridge and Czech'd the pantry. I saw a Canada beans, so I grabbed them and microwaved it, but it exploded! My Mom says that Iran out of a diversity of food and I needed to expand that. She also mentioned we needed to get Groceries. I said, "Denmark my words, we'll get more!" If you found more than 8, you're Russian through it!
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 The invention of the Shovel was groundbreaking, but... ...the invention of the Broom swept the Nation!
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 What nationality are best at cleaning mirrors? Polish
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexic Association
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 What Nationality is someone with many knees? Poly-knee-sian
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