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What do you call an uppercase city? A capital 

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What is it called when you order a royal insect!! Import-ant 

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What do basketball players say when they fart in there swim trunks,, ..  nothing butt net

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What do light and hard have in common I can’t sleep with a light in ethier 

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Why don’t you ever wanna argue with bamboo, because it sticks, shoots an leaves

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My comedy told me I need to work my on my delivery! So I got a job at UPS

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My dad used to travel a lot . A good guy a bad basketball tho

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The criminal decided to take a shower so he could a clean get away 

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What did the Egyptians use to travel to the Underworld?

 

 

 

 

A New Bus

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How does a Flat Earther travel the World?

 

 

 

 

A plane

flat earth sour brite crawlers GIF by Trolli

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A hungry traveler was visiting a monastary where a monk was frying homemade potato chips.

The traveler asked, "Are you the Friar?"

The monk replied, "No, I'm the Chip Monk"

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Science Question: How fast does light travel?

A 10,000 Km/s

B 100,000 Km/s

C

D 1,000,000 Km/s

Education Learn GIF by Ficazo

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Someday I am going to travel to Prague...

 

 

 

 

 

...I gotta czech it out!!

World Cup Football GIF by Pudgy Penguins

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My friend is a nonbinary time traveler...

 

 

 

Their pronouns are they/then

Sci-Fi Metrocolor GIF by Turner Classic Movies

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Why is it hard for the Amish to travel?

 

 

 

 

Their transit system is a little buggy.

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How does a narcissist travel the World?

 

 

 

 

They don't, the World revolves around them.

Dinosaurs Spinning GIF

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Vandals have broken into the National Origami museum in Tokyo...

 

 

 

 

...We'll keep you updated as the story unfolds!

Fortune Teller Gif Artist GIF by bad arithmetic

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What's the slowest Nation?

 

 

 

 

Procrastination

procrastination essay GIF

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How many countries can you count here?

You know, I was very Hungary one day, so I went to Czech the fridge. I managed to find some Turkey leftovers from Thanksgiving, but it was all covered in Greece. So I closed the fridge and Czech'd the pantry. I saw a Canada beans, so I grabbed them and microwaved it, but it exploded! My Mom says that Iran out of a diversity of food and I needed to expand that. She also mentioned we needed to get Groceries. I said, "Denmark my words, we'll get more!"

If you found more than 8, you're Russian through it!

tel aviv flags GIF by Eurovision Song Contest

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The invention of the Shovel was groundbreaking, but...

 

 

 

 

...the invention of the Broom swept the Nation!

welcome mouse GIF

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What is Mexico's national sport?

 

 

 

 

 

Cross Country

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What nationality are best at cleaning mirrors?

 

 

 

 

Polish

France Reaction GIF by Paris Saint-Germain Handball

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What Nationality is Santa Clause?

 

 

 

 

 

North Polish

Buddy The Elf Christmas GIF by Cameo

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What does D.N.A. stand for?

 

 

 

 

National Dyslexic Association

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What Nationality is someone with many knees?

 

 

 

 

 

Poly-knee-sian

disney dancing GIF by Moana

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