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In which Nation do you get everything you could dream of?

 

 

 

 

 

The Imagination

miracle on 34th street imagination GIF

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Who knew Ireland is the World's wealthiest Nation?

 

 

 

 

Makes sense, since their capital is always Dublin.

Scrooge Mcduck Money GIF by University of Alaska Fairbanks

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Did you know the founders of America loved Mexico?

 

 

 

 

Our National Anthem starts with "Jose, can you see?..."

Mexican American Party GIF by SWAGGY WOLFDOG

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Why is October 4th called National Trucker's Day?

 

 

 

 

It's a big 10-4!

Walkie Talkie Hello GIF by DAF Trucks NV

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There's a University called the National University of Science and Technology, because...

 

 

 

 

...if they called it the National University of Technology and Science, that would just be NUTS!

Awesome Link GIF by First We Feast

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The National Air & Space museum needs to change it's name...

 

 

 

 

...because it's actually full of stuff!

Shop Til You Drop 3D GIF by jjjjjohn

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I wanted to watch the National Origami Championships, but...

 

 

 

 

...It was pay-per view.

Love You Heart GIF by daisymlink

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Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which are great builders!...

 

 

 

 

...Which is why Canada is the greatest Dam Country in the World!

pbs beaver GIF

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Why is the Franch flag three big Blue, White and Red stripes?

 

 

 

 

In case of war, they can tear off the sides and surrender.

The Muppet Show Muppets GIF by Muppet Wiki

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If I had to rate all the flags of the World, the Chinese have the best!...

 

 

 

 

 

...I give them 5 stars!

China Sport GIF by UFC

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Did you hear about the kid who tried to bungee jump from the school's flagpole?

 

 

 

 

He was suspended.

Feel Better Get Well Soon GIF by Chippy the Dog

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It's funny, but the lines of the LGBTQIA+ Rainbow flags are all perfectly straight...

 

 

 

...Ironic actually.

Karma Twist GIF

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Oh, and if they keep banning Confederate flags, the only way for people to get them will be...

 

 

 

 

 

...the Black Market.

Irony James Willems GIF by Rooster Teeth

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Did you hear about the new Roller Coaster at Six Flags, supposed to be the scariest ever?

 

 

 

 

They call it the "2020!"

Scared Despicable Me GIF

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Why are Emo's banned from going to Six Flags?

 

 

 

 

 

They kept cutting in line.

south park d GIF

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%...

 

 

 

 

 

...Wedding Cake

Love Is Love Gay GIF by Creative Courage

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The skunks got divorced she took him for every scent he had

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Which to letters of the alphabet do kids like the C and Y

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Did hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? Da Brie was everywhere 

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I got arrested or walking out o the museum with a painting, I was jus so confused, cause earlier when I asked if I could take a picture he said yes 

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I was forced to swallow red and blue food coloring once for a science experiment....

 

 

 

 

 

...but I felt violeted!

willy wonka and the chocolate factory violet GIF

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What's Icarus' favorite food??

 

 

 

 

 

Hot Wings!

Stop The Rain Wings GIF by Epik High

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My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my order to someone else.

Wait.

Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.

Sesame Street Waiter GIF

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I'm not eating Thanksgiving leftovers this year....

 

 

 

 

...I'm quitting cold turkey.

Food Fridge GIF

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What was Hannibal Lector's favorite Japanese food?

 

 

 

 

Raw-men

Happy Mood GIF by Dead Set on Life

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