WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 In which Nation do you get everything you could dream of? The Imagination
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 Who knew Ireland is the World's wealthiest Nation? Makes sense, since their capital is always Dublin.
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 Did you know the founders of America loved Mexico? Our National Anthem starts with "Jose, can you see?..."
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 Why is October 4th called National Trucker's Day? It's a big 10-4!
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 There's a University called the National University of Science and Technology, because... ...if they called it the National University of Technology and Science, that would just be NUTS!
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 The National Air & Space museum needs to change it's name... ...because it's actually full of stuff!
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 I wanted to watch the National Origami Championships, but... ...It was pay-per view.
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 Canada's national animal is the Beaver, which are great builders!... ...Which is why Canada is the greatest Dam Country in the World!
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 Why is the Franch flag three big Blue, White and Red stripes? In case of war, they can tear off the sides and surrender.
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 If I had to rate all the flags of the World, the Chinese have the best!... ...I give them 5 stars!
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 Did you hear about the kid who tried to bungee jump from the school's flagpole? He was suspended.
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 It's funny, but the lines of the LGBTQIA+ Rainbow flags are all perfectly straight... ...Ironic actually.
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 Oh, and if they keep banning Confederate flags, the only way for people to get them will be... ...the Black Market.
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 Did you hear about the new Roller Coaster at Six Flags, supposed to be the scariest ever? They call it the "2020!"
WizardofOSS Posted June 23 Report Posted June 23 Why are Emo's banned from going to Six Flags? They kept cutting in line.
WizardofOSS Posted June 24 Report Posted June 24 Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%... ...Wedding Cake
beanbean Posted June 24 Report Posted June 24 The skunks got divorced she took him for every scent he had
beanbean Posted June 24 Report Posted June 24 Which to letters of the alphabet do kids like the C and Y
beanbean Posted June 24 Report Posted June 24 Did hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? Da Brie was everywhere
beanbean Posted June 24 Report Posted June 24 I got arrested or walking out o the museum with a painting, I was jus so confused, cause earlier when I asked if I could take a picture he said yes 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 24 Report Posted June 24 I was forced to swallow red and blue food coloring once for a science experiment.... ...but I felt violeted!
WizardofOSS Posted June 24 Report Posted June 24 My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my order to someone else. Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
WizardofOSS Posted June 24 Report Posted June 24 I'm not eating Thanksgiving leftovers this year.... ...I'm quitting cold turkey.
WizardofOSS Posted June 24 Report Posted June 24 What was Hannibal Lector's favorite Japanese food? Raw-men
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