WizardofOSS Posted June 24 Report Posted June 24 I gave my friend an Apple, and she said she prefers Pears, so.... ...I gave her another Apple.
WizardofOSS Posted June 24 Report Posted June 24 The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with extremely limited memory... ...Just 1 Byte and everything crashed! 1
beanbean Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 I always make sure to say mucho around my Hispanic friends, it means a lot to them 2
beanbean Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 Wha did the dentist name his brand new boat ? The tooth ferry 1
beanbean Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 I have begun to invest heavily in stocks. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.one day I hope to be a bouillonaire
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 (edited) My Boss pulled up to work this morning in a sweet new car and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well if you work hard, set goals and stay determined.... ...I'l be able to get a new one next year too!" Edited June 25 by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 New Teslas don't come with a 'new car' smell... ...instead a little 'Elon Musk'. 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 (edited) Chrysler-Daimler is adding a new car model to it's line-up this year to honor Donald Trump. The new car will be available in Canada and will be called... The Dodge Drafter Edited June 25 by WizardofOSS 1
beanbean Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 18 minutes ago, WizardofOSS said: My Boss pulled up to work this morning in a sweet new car and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well if you work hard, set goals and stay determined.... ...I'l be able to get a new one next year too!" Haha so true 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 My new car has a reverse camera! Since I got it.... ...I haven't looked back.
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 A new car has been created for American Cowboys.... ...the Audi Partner!
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 When I traveled to Norway, I rented a car and took it to a party by the Sea... ...It was Fjord Fiesta!
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 I heard even Apple is trying to make a new car, but... ...they are having trouble installing the Windows.
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 Two friends chat and one starts to brag about his new car "Yeah, I bought a brand new Tesla Model X! It drives itself!" "Cool! Where is it?" "No idea..."
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 I saw the CEO of Google driving a new car today, ...his wheels had nothing but Chrome on them!
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 So, I told my wife I'm buying a new car... Me: I'm so sick of this old car! I'm going to trade it in for a Honda just like Jesus! Wife: What? Jesus didn't have a Honda. Me: Oh, well he was just humble about it. Wife: No he wasn't, because he didn't have a Honda. Me: Really?? Then why did he say in John 12:49, "For I did not speak of my own Accord"
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 A Snail buy a new car, which had a big "S" painted on the side like Superman. Eager to show off his new car, he drives it around town really fast, catching the attention of the Police, who exclaimed... ...Look at that S-Car-Go!!
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 (edited) I had to deactivate my "Lane Departure Warning" feature on my new car. It kept going off at random times for no reason, ... ...and it was distracting me from my texting. (Please don't text and drive!!) 🫶 Edited June 25 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 So I bought a new car, but couldn't figure out the new seatbelt... ...and then it clicked!
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 (edited) My daughter just graduated and I took her to buy a new car. We went to Ford and was looking when she found one she liked. It was a "Tangerine" Focus, but I had to ask her... ...Tangerine Focus? Isn't that the same as Orange Concentrate? Edited June 25 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 What's the difference between a well-dressed dressed man on a Bicycle and a clown on a Unicycle? Attire!
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 Why couldn't the Bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 Why did the Bicycle go to the Psychiatrist? Because it had cycle logical problems!
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