WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 I enjoy doing bicycle tricks... It's a wheelie good time!
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 (edited) What do you call two bicycles joined together? Conjoined Schwinns Edited July 1 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 What do you call a maniac on a bicycle? A cycle path!
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 What do you call a plumber on a bicycle? A crack peddler
WizardofOSS Posted June 25 Report Posted June 25 I once made a bicycle out of scrapbook leftovers, ... ... it was a stationary bike!
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 What's the hardest thing in Skateboarding? The Concrete!
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 I lost my Skateboard when I fell off and couldn't find it... ...and then it hit me!
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 What kind of plants do Skateboarders grow? Faceplants
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 I hit some kid riding a Skateboard on the way to work this morning... ...on a more positive note, I'm selling a lightly used Skateboard!
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 Why is a Skateboard a good investment? Because you can flip it!
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 Why did the Banana not enjoy the playground? It was scared of the Monkey bars!
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 Why couldn't Superman find the local playground as a kid? Adult Super-Vision was required.
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 What do you call someone who designs playgrounds? A Parkitect!
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds? They hog the Schwing set.
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 What do Preschools and Bars have in common? If you pee your pants, you go home!
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 Yesterday, I was talking with an one-armed, deaf man through sign language... ...problem was, I only was getting half of what he was saying!
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 A preschool teacher asks her students if anyone can count. Little 3 year old Timmy throws up a hand swiftly saying, "I can!!" and started counting, "One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine and Ten!" "Very Good!" exclaimed the teacher, "Who taught you that?" "My Uncle Bob," replied Timmy "And can you count past Ten?" the Teacher asked... ..."Easy!" replied Timmy, "Jack, Queen, King..." 1
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 Police were called to the Daycare today,... ...apparently there were several kids resisting a rest.
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 (edited) I donated some old Board Games to my local Daycare... ...I hope they like those Ouija Boards! Edited July 1 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 Daycare is a lot like a Frat House... ...There's kids passed out in their clothes everywhere, it smells like pee and vomit, there's kids with magic marker all over their faces, and the girls walk around lifting their shirts up.
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 What's an epilectic Toddler's favorite Pizza? ...Little Seizures
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 Daddy: Babygirl, did you know one of is secretly an Owl! Little girl: Who? Daddy: It's you!! *Laughs*
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 Toddlers are like Jesus... ...They turn water into whine.
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 My daughter entered a beauty pagent in the South... She won the Miss Sippy Cup!
WizardofOSS Posted June 26 Report Posted June 26 As a Baby and Toddler, I was bathed in a cheap Australian Lager... ...It was only when I turned 28, that I was told I had been fostered.
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