Big Book of Dad Jokes.

[WizardofOSS]

As I handed my Dad his 75th Birthday Card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, ...

 

 

 

 

 

..."You know, one would have been enough!"

[SweetLittleDreamer]

What kind of shoes to frogs wear?
 

Open-toad sandals.

[SweetLittleDreamer]

I poured some water over a duck's back yesterday.
 

I don't think he cared.

[WizardofOSS]

A Frog went for a DNA test and got the results back....

 

 

 

 

 

.....He was 99.9% Amphibian and a tad Polish.

[WizardofOSS]

Little girl goes to her father and says, "Daddy, talk like a frog?"

The Dad says, "No, get out of here. Talk like a frog? Ha!"

The next day the little girl again goes to her father, "Daddy, talk like a frog!"

Dad says, I told you yesterday, beat it with that frog stuff."

Again on the next day she says to her Dad, "Daddy, please can you talk like a frog?"

Her Dad looks at her and asks, "Ok, what is it with those frog talk? Why do you want me to talk like a frog?"

The little girl answers....

 

 

 

..."because Mommy says that when you croak, we're moving to Hawaii!"

[WizardofOSS]

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing.

[WizardofOSS]

What is a frogs favorite Drug?

 

 

 

 

 

Croakcaine

[WizardofOSS]

Did you hear about the new frog movie?

 

 

 

 

I hear its ribbeting!

[WizardofOSS]

Why are frogs so happy?

 

 

 

 

Because they eat whatever bugs them!

[WizardofOSS]

Where does Mr. Frog go when he gets really sick?

 

 

 

 

The Hopital!

[WizardofOSS]

Where did Kermit kiss Miss Piggy?

 

 

 

 

Under the Mistletoad