WizardofOSS Posted July 22 Report Posted July 22 How do planets stay busy during hunting season? By shooting stars!
WizardofOSS Posted July 22 Report Posted July 22 What did Earth say to the other planets who were teasing her? Wow, you guys have no life!
WizardofOSS Posted July 22 Report Posted July 22 We should really colonize other places like the Moon or Mars.... ...Studies show that 100% of Deaths occur on Earth!!
WizardofOSS Posted July 22 Report Posted July 22 How does NASA find dead planets? They look through the orbituaries!
WizardofOSS Posted July 23 Report Posted July 23 Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to walk on the Moon! Neil before me!
WizardofOSS Posted July 23 Report Posted July 23 Canada is planning to send a spacecraft to the Moon... ...They will call the spacecraft, the Apollo-G.
WizardofOSS Posted July 23 Report Posted July 23 NASA recently found Bones on the far side of the Moon... ...It turns out the Cow never made it!
WizardofOSS Posted July 23 Report Posted July 23 My neighbor claims he took a picture of a flea on the Moon. Never mind...It's just a lunatic
WizardofOSS Posted July 23 Report Posted July 23 My son is currently obsessed with the Moon... ...I think it's just a phase.
WizardofOSS Posted July 23 Report Posted July 23 Why does a Moon rock taste better than an Earth rock? Because it's a little meteor!
WizardofOSS Posted July 23 Report Posted July 23 How do we know the Moon is hairless? It spends half the month waxing!!
WizardofOSS Posted July 23 Report Posted July 23 Finally, Astronomers got tired of watching the Moon go around the Earth for 24 hours, so... ...they called it a Day. 1
WizardofOSS Posted July 24 Report Posted July 24 Last night, I was gazing up at the stars thinking.... ...where the heck is my roof??
WizardofOSS Posted July 24 Report Posted July 24 Dad told me he loved me like the Moon and Stars, and like them... ...we were never close.
WizardofOSS Posted July 24 Report Posted July 24 How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!
WizardofOSS Posted July 24 Report Posted July 24 My Grandpa always said "Shoot for the Stars!"... ...Too bad he's in jail now for trying to kill Justin Bieber.
WizardofOSS Posted July 24 Report Posted July 24 Why are shooting stars so fast?? They're travelling light!
WizardofOSS Posted July 24 Report Posted July 24 Some people really like the three stars of Orion's Belt... ...but I think it's a huge waist of space.
WizardofOSS Posted July 24 Report Posted July 24 Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are on a camping trip. After a hearty meal and a smoke, they lay down to sleep for the night. Suddenly, Sherlock wakes his companion in the middle of the night, "Watson!! What do you see?" Rubbing his sleepy eyes, Dr Watson responds," Well, I see millions and millions of stars." "Correct Watson," Sherlock replied, "And what do you conclude from that?" Dr. Watson thinks and then answers, "Well, temporarily I conclude it is about 3:30 in the morning, Astrologically, I can conclude that Mars is showing in the sign Aquarius, Astronomically, I conclude we are on a planet, orbiting the Sun in the spiral arm of our Galaxy, and Religiously I conclude that God wants to show us with all this splendor that we are but a small, insignificant speck of dust in the infinite grace of His creation. Why, Holmes? What do you mean?" ..."Watson...somebody stole our tent!!"
WizardofOSS Posted July 25 Report Posted July 25 (edited) In honor of Hulk Hogan (RIP), here three jokes.... You know, Hulk Hogan had to overcome some mental health issues in order to be famous.... He had to...wrestle mania Edited July 25 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted July 25 Report Posted July 25 Why did people avoid buying shirts from Hulk Hogan? Because they were probably rip-offs!
WizardofOSS Posted July 25 Report Posted July 25 What's the difference between Hulk Hogan and Paper? The Rock beat Hulk Hogan
WizardofOSS Posted July 25 Report Posted July 25 (edited) In honor of Ozzy Osbourne (RIP), here's three jokes.... What kind of Shampoo did Ozzy get his kids? No more tears! Edited July 25 by WizardofOSS
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