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Doctors should have tested Ozzy's Blood to make a Covid Vaccine!

 

 

 

 

He's been eating Bats since the 1980's!

Ozzy Osbourne GIF

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What do you call a skydiving metalhead?

 

 

 

 

Ozzy Airborne!

got you lol GIF

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What do you call a Dinosaur which has the best teeth!

 

 

 

 

A Flossiraptor

Happy Dance GIF by OttawaRecCulture

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Why should you never fight a Dinosaur?

 

 

 

 

 

Because you get Jurasskicked!

Fight Yell GIF by KiKA

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Which drug should Dinosaurs never take?

 

 

 

 

 

A steroid

earth asteroid GIF

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What do you call a cross-dressing Dinosaur?

 

 

 

 

 

A try Sarah's tops!

Fall Stay Warm GIF by DINOSALLY

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Which one of Santa's Reindeer do Dinosaurs like the least?

 

 

 

 

Comet!

Disney Pixar GIF by The Good Dinosaur

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I took my kids to the Dinosaur Museum today, and after looking at all the giant sculptures and bones, I discovered a new species!

 

 

 

 

Myneckisaur!

Pedro Acosta Dreaming GIF by MotoGP

Edited by WizardofOSS
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Dinosaur Fact:

Towards the end of the Jurassic Period, the Thesaurus was the first Dinosaur to become extinct, obsolete, belated, vanquished, and wiped out.

dinosaur GIF

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