WizardofOSS Posted July 25 Report Posted July 25 Doctors should have tested Ozzy's Blood to make a Covid Vaccine! He's been eating Bats since the 1980's!
WizardofOSS Posted July 25 Report Posted July 25 What do you call a skydiving metalhead? Ozzy Airborne! 1
WizardofOSS Posted July 27 Report Posted July 27 What do you call a Dinosaur which has the best teeth! A Flossiraptor
WizardofOSS Posted July 27 Report Posted July 27 Why should you never fight a Dinosaur? Because you get Jurasskicked! 1
WizardofOSS Posted July 27 Report Posted July 27 What do you call a cross-dressing Dinosaur? A try Sarah's tops!
WizardofOSS Posted July 27 Report Posted July 27 Which one of Santa's Reindeer do Dinosaurs like the least? Comet!
WizardofOSS Posted July 27 Report Posted July 27 (edited) I took my kids to the Dinosaur Museum today, and after looking at all the giant sculptures and bones, I discovered a new species! Myneckisaur! Edited July 27 by WizardofOSS 2
WizardofOSS Posted July 27 Report Posted July 27 Dinosaur Fact: Towards the end of the Jurassic Period, the Thesaurus was the first Dinosaur to become extinct, obsolete, belated, vanquished, and wiped out. 1
WizardofOSS Posted August 8 Report Posted August 8 How did the Caveman survive the Asteroid that killed all the Dinosaurs? Social Distancing. They stayed 56 Million Years apart!
WizardofOSS Posted August 8 Report Posted August 8 The new Dinosaur in Jurrasic Park is a hybrid Dinosaur, so I guess that makes it a... ...Prius-toric Dinosaur!
WizardofOSS Posted August 8 Report Posted August 8 What do you call a singing Dinosaur? A Velocirapper
WizardofOSS Posted August 8 Report Posted August 8 Dinosaurs once looked down on Chuck Norris.... ...Just once.
WizardofOSS Posted August 8 Report Posted August 8 What happens when you let Dinosaurs drive? You get Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
WizardofOSS Posted August 8 Report Posted August 8 Why can't you eat Dinosaur Eggs? Because they're eggs stinked!! Spoiler Eggs stinked = Extinct...get it? LOL!
WizardofOSS Posted August 8 Report Posted August 8 What are two things Dinosaurs can't have for Dinner? Breakfast and Lunch.
WizardofOSS Posted August 8 Report Posted August 8 Why can't you hear a Pteradactyl urinate? Because the P is silent!
WizardofOSS Posted August 8 Report Posted August 8 T-Shirt is actually short for "Tyrannosaurus Shirt"... ...because of the small arms.
WizardofOSS Posted August 11 Report Posted August 11 What do you call a Unicorn with two horns? A Goat! 1
WizardofOSS Posted August 11 Report Posted August 11 What's the difference between a Unicorn and a Head of Cabbage? One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast!
WizardofOSS Posted August 11 Report Posted August 11 Two married Unicorns are lying together one evening in the woods. The Husband says, "Hmm...looks like a big storm is brewing!" The wife says, "Well, good thing we didn't take that cruise with your crazy friend Noah!" 1
WizardofOSS Posted August 11 Report Posted August 11 I asked my 5 year old Daughter what she wanted for her Birthday. "Unicorns, Fairies and Rainbows!!" Ok, so LSD it is! 1
WizardofOSS Posted August 11 Report Posted August 11 Where do you get Unicorn milk? From the Legend Dairy!
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