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Doctors should have tested Ozzy's Blood to make a Covid Vaccine!

 

 

 

 

He's been eating Bats since the 1980's!

Ozzy Osbourne GIF

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What do you call a Dinosaur which has the best teeth!

 

 

 

 

A Flossiraptor

Happy Dance GIF by OttawaRecCulture

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Why should you never fight a Dinosaur?

 

 

 

 

 

Because you get Jurasskicked!

Fight Yell GIF by KiKA

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What do you call a cross-dressing Dinosaur?

 

 

 

 

 

A try Sarah's tops!

Fall Stay Warm GIF by DINOSALLY

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Which one of Santa's Reindeer do Dinosaurs like the least?

 

 

 

 

Comet!

Disney Pixar GIF by The Good Dinosaur

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I took my kids to the Dinosaur Museum today, and after looking at all the giant sculptures and bones, I discovered a new species!

 

 

 

 

Myneckisaur!

Pedro Acosta Dreaming GIF by MotoGP

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Dinosaur Fact:

Towards the end of the Jurassic Period, the Thesaurus was the first Dinosaur to become extinct, obsolete, belated, vanquished, and wiped out.

dinosaur GIF

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How did the Caveman survive the Asteroid that killed all the Dinosaurs?

 

 

 

 

 

Social Distancing. They stayed 56 Million Years apart!

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The new Dinosaur in Jurrasic Park is a hybrid Dinosaur, so I guess that makes it a...

 

 

 

 

 

...Prius-toric Dinosaur!

jurassic world film GIF

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What happens when you let Dinosaurs drive?

 

 

 

 

You get Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

happy t rex GIF by Audi

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Why can't you eat Dinosaur Eggs?

 

 

 

 

Because they're eggs stinked!!

Spoiler

Eggs stinked = Extinct...get it?  LOL!

The Land Before Time Cartoon GIF

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What are two things Dinosaurs can't have for Dinner?

 

 

 

 

 

Breakfast and Lunch.

ringo starr dinosaur GIF

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T-Shirt is actually short for "Tyrannosaurus Shirt"...

 

 

 

 

 

...because of the small arms.

Shocked Beer GIF

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What's the difference between a Unicorn and a Head of Cabbage?

 

 

 

 

 

One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast!

Dance Dancing GIF

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Two married Unicorns are lying together one evening in the woods.

The Husband says, "Hmm...looks like a big storm is brewing!"

The wife says, "Well, good thing we didn't take that cruise with your crazy friend Noah!"

the last unicorn GIF

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I asked my 5 year old Daughter what she wanted for her Birthday.

"Unicorns, Fairies and Rainbows!!"

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, so LSD it is!

Greeting Cards Thank You GIF by Greetings Island

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