beanbean Posted April 4 Report Posted April 4 I went to the doctor a told him that my problem is I always take a dump at six . He looked at me puzzled and said why is that a problem? Well I said I don’t wake up till seven 1 1
beanbean Posted April 4 Report Posted April 4 How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away his credit cards 1
beanbean Posted April 4 Report Posted April 4 The phone company called me and told me I had an outstanding account!! I said why thank you 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 4 Report Posted April 4 Q: What does the Pokemon Eevee turn into when you give her money? A: Patreon 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 4 Report Posted April 4 I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching.... ... to reverse and leaving the scene!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 4 Report Posted April 4 Where do Atheists donate their money? To Non-Prophet Organizations! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 4 Report Posted April 4 Q: What kind of money do they use on Superman's Home World? A: Kryptocurrency 1
beanbean Posted April 5 Report Posted April 5 My wife texted now bear with me . I assuming the zoo heist was a success 1
beanbean Posted April 5 Report Posted April 5 How would you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank? Just call them and tell them you can’t come 2
beanbean Posted April 5 Report Posted April 5 What do you do if you’re attacked by a group of clowns? Go for the juggler 2
NR_Daddy Posted April 5 Report Posted April 5 Whats yellow and goes up and down? Spoiler a banana in an elevator 1
beanbean Posted April 6 Report Posted April 6 A women saw her husband standing on the bathroom scale sucking in his stomach. She scoffed at him ha that not going to help . He said sure it will that’s the only way I can see the numbers 2
beanbean Posted April 6 Report Posted April 6 Do you know adults can become invisible up until the have kids? But at that point they be come apparent 2
WizardofOSS Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 When does a Dad Joke become a Dad Joke? When it's fully groan! 2
WizardofOSS Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 Dad? Can you explain what a Solar Eclipse is? No, sun. 2
WizardofOSS Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 What did the Buffalo say to his kid when he dropped him off at school? Bye Son!!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 Why are the Romans so bad at Algebra? Because "What is X?" is always 10!!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 Why are Bacteria so bad at Math? They Multiply by Dividing!!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 Why does a Chicken Coup have only 2 Doors? Because if it had 4 Doors it would be a Sedan! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 What do you call a Coke with no Ice? A Blind Coke!! 1
beanbean Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 Why did the belt get arrested ??he was holding up a pair of pants 1
beanbean Posted April 7 Report Posted April 7 Amal and Juan are identical twins and there mother only carries one photo in her wallet.. if you seen Juan you’ve seen Amal 1
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