WizardofOSS Posted August 26 Report Posted August 26 Why was the Cookie so sad? Because his dad was a wafer too long!
WizardofOSS Posted August 26 Report Posted August 26 What's a Hyena's favorite cookie? Snickerdoodles!
WizardofOSS Posted August 26 Report Posted August 26 In an Ice Cream parlor.... Me: Three scoops of Vanilla in a cup please! Vendor: You wanna spoon? Me: Uh...OK. What time do you get off work?
WizardofOSS Posted August 26 Report Posted August 26 My wife just got done making some cookie dough... Wife: You want to lick one of the beaters? Me: Does it have raw egg in it? Wife: Yeah, it does... Me: Well, it might make me sick, but that's a whisk I'm willing to take.
WizardofOSS Posted August 26 Report Posted August 26 I brought some cookie dough into work today. I formed some cookies on a sheet, baked them and shared them with all my co-workers despite their dirty looks and hesitancy. But....then the Boss heard about it and fired me! He said I was being "Insensitive" and "Fired from the Crematorium"
WizardofOSS Posted August 27 Report Posted August 27 An employee at Chip's Ahoy, fell into the dough mixing Vat.... ...He's OK and going to make it, but was badly battered.
WizardofOSS Posted August 27 Report Posted August 27 I ate too much cookie dough and got sick from it! It was an overdoughse! 1
WizardofOSS Posted August 27 Report Posted August 27 A good mother will always let her kid lick the cookie dough after she's finished mixing it... A great mother will turn off the mixer first! 1
WizardofOSS Posted August 27 Report Posted August 27 Why doesn't the Cookie Monster have good internet privacy? He always accepts the cookies!
WizardofOSS Posted August 27 Report Posted August 27 (edited) Cookie Monster was happy to light the candles for Zoe's (Elmo's Girlfriend) Birthday... ...until he noticed it only had three candles! Elmo has been around for 45 years. Word of the day kids, is: Edited August 27 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted August 27 Report Posted August 27 I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street... ...He was caught trash-talking the other actors behind their backs.
WizardofOSS Posted August 27 Report Posted August 27 Deep Thoughts: If Seasame Streets had an awards show, would they be handing out Oscars?
WizardofOSS Posted August 27 Report Posted August 27 Who else thinks we need to call out Sesame Street for what it is? A Show of Hands?
WizardofOSS Posted August 27 Report Posted August 27 Why is the Count from Sesame Street still single? Because he doesn't ever wanna Miss Count!
WizardofOSS Posted August 27 Report Posted August 27 Why is it called Sesame Street? They couldn't call it Thyme Square.
WizardofOSS Posted August 27 Report Posted August 27 The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3 to 5 years... ...but I finished it in 18 months! Woot, woot!!
WizardofOSS Posted August 27 Report Posted August 27 After all these years of watching... ...I still don't know how to get to Sesame Street! Try Google Maps....still nothing.
WizardofOSS Posted August 28 Report Posted August 28 What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A Pitbull on a Preschool Playground
WizardofOSS Posted August 28 Report Posted August 28 One day in Preschool... A child is making ugly faces at a classmate Teacher: Stop that. Child: Why? Teacher: When I was you age, my mother said that if you make ugly faces, your face could freze that way. Child: You should have listened to her!
WizardofOSS Posted August 28 Report Posted August 28 (edited) I saw two kids fighting in the school playgroud and being the only adult, I decided I had to step in... ...Little buggers didn't stand a chance! Edited August 28 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted August 28 Report Posted August 28 (edited) Why do you put diapers on a baby? To tie up loose ends Edited August 28 by WizardofOSS
WizardofOSS Posted August 28 Report Posted August 28 What do you get when you cross a diaper and some cereal? Snap, Crackle, Poop!
WizardofOSS Posted August 28 Report Posted August 28 (edited) What is the best time to change a diaper? In the wee hours of the morning. Edited August 28 by WizardofOSS
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now