WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 04:27 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 04:27 PM Why isn't Cinderella good at sports? She always runs away from the Ball and her Coach is a Vegetable.
WizardofOSS Posted Wednesday at 07:57 PM Report Posted Wednesday at 07:57 PM Do you do any sports? Yeah, I do crossfit! Crossfit? What's that? I cross my fingers and hope the clothes fit!
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 07:17 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:17 PM My Mom stuck soap in my mouth so much for swearing, I liked the taste of it and became addicted to it. I realized this was weird and stopped... ...I'm clean now!
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 07:25 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:25 PM Drag racing is my favorite sport! It's just amazing... ...how fast they can run in heels!
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 07:29 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:29 PM What sport does the Grim Reaper play? Sickle Ball!
WizardofOSS Posted Thursday at 07:33 PM Report Posted Thursday at 07:33 PM If the President of the Theater Club resigned, would that make the Vice-President... ...the Acting President?
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 02:05 PM Report Posted yesterday at 02:05 PM What do you call it when a Hen looks at Lettuce? A Chicken Ceasar Salad!
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 02:07 PM Report Posted yesterday at 02:07 PM What's a foot long and slippery? A Slipper!
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 02:12 PM Report Posted yesterday at 02:12 PM What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly Squats
WizardofOSS Posted yesterday at 08:00 PM Report Posted yesterday at 08:00 PM Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!!
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