WizardofOSS Posted 4 hours ago Report Posted 4 hours ago The School phoned me today and said my son's been telling lies. I replied, "Well, tell him he's really good! I haven't got any kids!"
WizardofOSS Posted 4 hours ago Report Posted 4 hours ago Why can't Micheal Jackson go within 500 meters of a school zone? Because he's dead.
WizardofOSS Posted 4 hours ago Report Posted 4 hours ago A 13 year old boy was struggling with his Mathematics and failing public school. On the advice of a friend, even though they weren't religious, they enrolled him into a private catholic school. His grades began to improve dramatically after this. His Aunt asked him how did he improve his grades so fast? "When I saw them nail a guy to a big plus sign, I knew they meant business!"
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