WizardofOSS Posted October 6 Report Posted October 6 Why do cheeseburgers fly south for the winter? So they won't freeze their buns!
WizardofOSS Posted October 6 Report Posted October 6 Have you ever... Have you ever seen a Fish bowl? Have you ever seen a Barn dance? Have you ever seen a Fire escape? Have you ever seen a House fly? Have you ever seen a Dragon fly? These are a series of jokes that replace a "Noun" with another "Noun - Verb" form to create funny images. Can you think of more???
WizardofOSS Posted October 6 Report Posted October 6 Humpty Dumpty walked through the park one autumn day and saw all the beautiful leaves changing colors on the trees, He bought and carved his own pumpkin into a Jackolantern, He purchased his own Halloween costume and went trick "or" treating, He cooked and sat down with his family for a great Thanksgiving Dinner... Humpty Dumpty had a great Fall!
WizardofOSS Posted October 6 Report Posted October 6 My love life is like a Fairy tale.... ...It's Grim!
WizardofOSS Posted October 6 Report Posted October 6 What do fairy tales, Disney and adult videos have in common? Unrealistic step-mother depictions.
WizardofOSS Posted October 6 Report Posted October 6 Deep Thoughts: I know Tinkerbell is part of a fairy tale, but what would you call Tinkerbell's tooshie? A Fairy Tail Coincidence? or is there a deeper meaning to it? Hmmm? 1
WizardofOSS Posted October 6 Report Posted October 6 In the Movie "Shrek", I remember Shrek was overly enraged about all the fairy tale creatures were forced to hide in his swamp... It was Marsh Madness!
WizardofOSS Posted October 6 Report Posted October 6 What would you call someone who likes both Shrek and Fiona, like Donkey... ...Bishreksual 1
WizardofOSS Posted October 6 Report Posted October 6 There's actually a Bible verse about Shrek! Go to your Bible and look up the book of Psalms... ...Psalm, BODY ONCE TOLD ME.... 1
WizardofOSS Posted October 7 Report Posted October 7 Why do they call Korean music Kpop? ...because it was better than Krap. 1
WizardofOSS Posted October 7 Report Posted October 7 What do rappers and vegans have in common? fake beef
WizardofOSS Posted October 7 Report Posted October 7 What do rappers like to add to their coffee? Two pack sugar 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted October 7 Report Posted October 7 What's the difference between a rapper and a country singer? Country singers keep their hoes in the shed. 1
WizardofOSS Posted October 7 Report Posted October 7 Why do rappers hate Trump? Nothing rhymes with "Orange"
WizardofOSS Posted October 7 Report Posted October 7 Why were dragons called rappers in ancient times? Because they used to spit fire!
WizardofOSS Posted October 7 Report Posted October 7 When you listen to rock music, you can hear satanic messages. What happens when you play country music backwards? You get your dog back, your wife back, your truck back and your life back. 1
MissAnna Posted October 7 Report Posted October 7 1 hour ago, WizardofOSS said: When you listen to rock music, you can hear satanic messages. What happens when you play country music backwards? You get your dog back, your wife back, your truck back and your life back. Oh my goodness that's too funny 1
WizardofOSS Posted October 7 Report Posted October 7 Did you know, that Tibetan monks have a special blessing for buxom country singers? It's known as the Dalai Pardon 1
MissAnna Posted October 8 Report Posted October 8 11 hours ago, WizardofOSS said: Did you know, that Tibetan monks have a special blessing for buxom country singers? It's known as the Dalai Pardon I almost spit out my sweet tea, I did say almost 😂 1
WizardofOSS Posted October 8 Report Posted October 8 7 hours ago, MissAnna said: I almost spit out my sweet tea, I did say almost 😂 Oh my goodness!! I'm delighted you enjoyed that one! I looked for a good Gif, and I thought the laughing, happy Dalai Lama was perfect for the joke too. I try to match the Gif's up for either effect, or to subtly explain the joke. BTW - I love sweet Tea too!! Have you tried "Raising Cane's", totally awesome! That reminds me of a joke.....
WizardofOSS Posted October 8 Report Posted October 8 Never accept Tea from the Russian President... ...You never know what Vladimir Putin. 1
MissAnna Posted October 8 Report Posted October 8 6 minutes ago, WizardofOSS said: Oh my goodness!! I'm delighted you enjoyed that one! I looked for a good Gif, and I thought the laughing, happy Dalai Lama was perfect for the joke too. I try to match the Gif's up for either effect, or to subtly explain the joke. BTW - I love sweet Tea too!! Have you tried "Raising Cane's", totally awesome! That reminds me of a joke..... I actually have not tried their tea before 1
WizardofOSS Posted October 8 Report Posted October 8 My Grandfather swore by adding a spoonful of gunpowder to his Tea every morning! He said it was an old timey recipe to help him live longer, and it worked! He lived to the ripe old age of 97! When he died in his sleep, he left a wife, 3 children, 15 grandchildren and .... ...a fifty foot crater where the crematorium used to be! 1
MissAnna Posted October 8 Report Posted October 8 Just now, WizardofOSS said: My Grandfather swore by adding a spoonful of gunpowder to his Tea every morning! He said it was an old timey recipe to help him live longer, and it worked! He lived to the ripe old age of 97! When he died in his sleep, he left a wife, 3 children, 15 grandchildren and .... ...a fifty foot crater where the crematorium used to be! That's a good one lol 1
WizardofOSS Posted October 8 Report Posted October 8 What's a Ghost Pirate's favorite type of Tea? Boo Tea! 1
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