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Why do cheeseburgers fly south for the winter?

 

 

 

 

 

So they won't freeze their buns!

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Have you ever...

Have you ever seen a Fish bowl?

season 4 episode 6 GIF by SpongeBob SquarePants

 

Have you ever seen a Barn dance?

Barn Dance Barndance Jakeparr Jake Parr Country Country Music GIF by Jake Parr

 

Have you ever seen a Fire escape?

Run Away On Fire GIF by Xbox

 

Have you ever seen a House fly?

flying house GIF by Loreta

 

Have you ever seen a Dragon fly?

Hbo Flying GIF by Game of Thrones

 

 

These are a series of jokes that replace a "Noun" with another "Noun - Verb" form to create funny images. Can you think of more???

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Humpty Dumpty walked through the park one autumn day and saw all the beautiful leaves changing colors on the trees,

He bought and carved his own pumpkin into a Jackolantern,

He purchased his own Halloween costume and went trick "or" treating,

He cooked and sat down with his family for a great Thanksgiving Dinner...

 

 

 

 

Humpty Dumpty had a great Fall!

youtube animation GIF by Channel Frederator

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What do fairy tales, Disney and adult videos have in common?

 

 

 

 

Unrealistic step-mother depictions.

Fairy Tale Magic GIF by Walt Disney Studios

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Deep Thoughts:

I know Tinkerbell is part of a fairy tale, but what would you call Tinkerbell's tooshie?

 

 

A Fairy Tail

Peter Pan Disney GIF

Coincidence? or is there a deeper meaning to it? Hmmm?

 

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In the Movie "Shrek", I remember Shrek was overly enraged about all the fairy tale creatures were forced to hide in his swamp...

 

 

 

 

It was Marsh Madness!

College Basketball Sport GIF by Basketball Madnessshrek GIF

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What would you call someone who likes both Shrek and Fiona, like Donkey...

 

 

 

 

...Bishreksual

Shrek Film Smile GIF by Peacock

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There's actually a Bible verse about Shrek! Go to your Bible and look up the book of Psalms...

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Psalm, BODY ONCE TOLD ME....

All Star Shrek GIF by PeacockTV

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Why do they call Korean music Kpop?

 

 

 

 

...because it was better than Krap.

K-Pop Korean GIF

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What's the difference between a rapper and a country singer?

 

 

 

 

Country singers keep their hoes in the shed.

Dirt Work Grading GIF by JC Property Professionals

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Why were dragons called rappers in ancient times?

 

 

 

Because they used to spit fire!

Season 1 Fire GIF by Game of Thrones

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When you listen to rock music, you can hear satanic messages. What happens when you play country music backwards?

 

 

 

 

You get your dog back, your wife back, your truck back and your life back.

Music Video Latino GIF by Kat & Alex

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1 hour ago, WizardofOSS said:

When you listen to rock music, you can hear satanic messages. What happens when you play country music backwards?

 

 

 

 

You get your dog back, your wife back, your truck back and your life back.

Music Video Latino GIF by Kat & Alex

Oh my goodness that's too funny 

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Did you know, that Tibetan monks have a special blessing for buxom country singers?

 

 

 

It's known as the Dalai Pardon

Ha Ha Reaction GIF by The Joy Experiment

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11 hours ago, WizardofOSS said:

Did you know, that Tibetan monks have a special blessing for buxom country singers?

 

 

 

It's known as the Dalai Pardon

Ha Ha Reaction GIF by The Joy Experiment

I almost spit out my sweet tea, I did say almost 😂 

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7 hours ago, MissAnna said:

I almost spit out my sweet tea, I did say almost 😂 

Oh my goodness!!  I'm delighted you enjoyed that one! I looked for a good Gif, and I thought the laughing, happy Dalai Lama was perfect for the joke too. I try to match the Gif's up for either effect, or to subtly explain the joke. 

BTW - I love sweet Tea too!! Have you tried "Raising Cane's", totally awesome!

French Love GIF by Raising Cane's

That reminds me of a joke.....

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Never accept Tea from the Russian President...

 

 

 

 

...You never know what Vladimir Putin.

Putin Merkel GIF

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6 minutes ago, WizardofOSS said:

Oh my goodness!!  I'm delighted you enjoyed that one! I looked for a good Gif, and I thought the laughing, happy Dalai Lama was perfect for the joke too. I try to match the Gif's up for either effect, or to subtly explain the joke. 

BTW - I love sweet Tea too!! Have you tried "Raising Cane's", totally awesome!

French Love GIF by Raising Cane's

That reminds me of a joke.....

I actually have not tried their tea before 

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My Grandfather swore by adding a spoonful of gunpowder to his Tea every morning!

He said it was an old timey recipe to help him live longer, and it worked! He lived to the ripe old age of 97!

When he died in his sleep, he left a wife, 3 children, 15 grandchildren and ....

 

 

...a fifty foot crater where the crematorium used to be!

Living Extreme Makeover Home Edition GIF by MolaTV

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Just now, WizardofOSS said:

My Grandfather swore by adding a spoonful of gunpowder to his Tea every morning!

He said it was an old timey recipe to help him live longer, and it worked! He lived to the ripe old age of 97!

When he died in his sleep, he left a wife, 3 children, 15 grandchildren and ....

 

 

...a fifty foot crater where the crematorium used to be!

Living Extreme Makeover Home Edition GIF by MolaTV

That's a good one lol

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