Big Book of Dad Jokes.

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What do you call a Potato who wears glasses?

 

 

 

 

A Spec-tater

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I accidentally rubbed Ketchup in my eyes earlier!

But it was a good thing because now I don't need glasses anymore because...

 

 

 

 

Heinz sight is 20/20!

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Why do a lot of Math Nerds wear glasses?

 

 

 

 

It helps with di-vision!

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Hey Dad, have you seen my Sunglasses?

 

 

 

 

No son, have you seen my Dad-glasses?

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Why did the phone need glasses?

 

 

 

 

 

It lost it's contacts

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My Grandmother is over 80 and still doesn't need Glasses...

 

 

 

 

 

...She just drinks straight from the bottle!

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Why does the Pope wear Crocs?

 

 

 

 

Because they're Holey!

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What do you get when you cross a river with Tap Shoes?

Riverdance

 

What do you get when you cross a river with crocs?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eaten

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A couple of unemployed, tough guys see a fancy pair of crocodile shoes in the window and the huge price tag for them.

One turns to the other, "Look how much those are worth! There's some money to be made here!"

With that, they both agree to go crocodile hunting. They spend the next four weeks in Florida hunting crocodiles. They kill so many, they run out of bullets, resorting to knives and even their bare hands!

Finally, the first one turns to his friend and says,...

 

 

 

 

 

..."I'll tell you what, if this next Croc doesn't have shoes on, I quit!"

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What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

 

 

 

 

Hor-crocs!