WizardofOSS Posted April 10 Report Posted April 10 Q: What did the Zombie mom tell her kid to get them to eat their food? A: Eat your food! There are people in America with no Brains at all! Spoiler Who else thinks Idiocracy was prophecy? I love that movie! LOL!!! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 10 Report Posted April 10 Q: Why do Chickens lay eggs? A: Because if the dropped them they would break!! Spoiler
beanbean Posted April 12 Report Posted April 12 How did the hamburger introduce his wife ! Meat Patty! 1 1
beanbean Posted April 12 Report Posted April 12 The best part of having a parasite?? You don’t have to suffer alone. The worst part ? Always having to be a host 1
beanbean Posted April 12 Report Posted April 12 did you hear about the two radios that got married??the reception was fantastic 1
beanbean Posted April 13 Report Posted April 13 My wife took the kids to the library too get some where’s Waldo books ,when she got home she complained that she couldn’t find them , I was like isn’t that the point 2
beanbean Posted April 13 Report Posted April 13 Which piece of furniture is overly concerned about getting pregnant? A pullout couch 1 1
beanbean Posted April 14 Report Posted April 14 Why do bananas wear sun screen .. because the peel easily 1 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 14 Report Posted April 14 What did the merchant say after a good trade? Good Buy!! 2
WizardofOSS Posted April 14 Report Posted April 14 Why was the fly so nervous at the fruit market? He was on a Date!
WizardofOSS Posted April 14 Report Posted April 14 Why did the Buccaneer wear his hat halfway down his head? Because of his privateers!
WizardofOSS Posted April 14 Report Posted April 14 (edited) What did the tired dragon make for dinner? Flamin' Yawn. Edited April 14 by WizardofOSS 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 14 Report Posted April 14 What do you call people who fall in love with Satyrs? Pan-sexuals.
beanbean Posted April 15 Report Posted April 15 Me and my wife watched four movies back to back last night. Thankfully , I was the one facing the tv 3
beanbean Posted April 15 Report Posted April 15 What do you call a cafeteria located at the backside of a building? Bacteria 1
beanbean Posted April 15 Report Posted April 15 If you get arrested they take your picture , there framing everyone 1
Ashleyoop Posted April 15 Report Posted April 15 1. How do you cut an ocean in half? You use a sea-saw..~ 2. Sundays are pretty sad, but the day before is a sadder-day..~ 1 2
beanbean Posted April 15 Report Posted April 15 3 hours ago, Ashleyoop said: 1. How do you cut an ocean in half? You use a sea-saw..~ 2. Sundays are pretty sad, but the day before is a sadder-day..~ Good stuff , good stuff
WizardofOSS Posted April 15 Report Posted April 15 Which Greek Goddess is exactly 3.37 feet tall? Demeter. 2
WizardofOSS Posted April 15 Report Posted April 15 What's the difference between a Dwarf and a Midget? Very little 1
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