WizardofOSS Posted April 15 Report Posted April 15 Why do you have to react quickly when it floods? It's an emergent Sea!! 1
Ashleyoop Posted April 15 Report Posted April 15 My neighbor shingled my roof for free. He said it was on the house..~ 3
beanbean Posted April 15 Report Posted April 15 My wife sat next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked me what was on tv . I said I don’t know it’s pretty dusty 3
beanbean Posted April 15 Report Posted April 15 People are making apocalypse jokes , like there no tomorrow! 3
beanbean Posted April 15 Report Posted April 15 Whe you think about it Lance Armstrong was a drug peddler 1
Baby Manda Posted April 15 Report Posted April 15 I really don't like vacuuming.... it really sucks! 1 1
Warmandfuzzy Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house??? Because the ghosts bring all the boos 1 1
beanbean Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder that’s my stepladder . I never knew my real ladder 1 1
beanbean Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 What’s the sea lions favorite subject in school? Art art art 1 2
beanbean Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 If cocaine was legal and we could get it out of vending machines. I would be called insta-grams 2
WizardofOSS Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 8 hours ago, beanbean said: If cocaine was legal and we could get it out of vending machines. I would be called insta-grams And they'd cost a dime per bag, right??
WizardofOSS Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 Hey Dad? Why is my sister called Teresa? Because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram for Easter. That makes sense! Thanks Dad!! No problem Alan! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 Hey Dad? How do you feel about abortions? Ask your sister. But, I don't have a si... oh!
beanbean Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 13 minutes ago, WizardofOSS said: And they'd cost a dime per bag, right?? Lol yep 1
beanbean Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 2 minutes ago, WizardofOSS said: Hey Dad? How do you feel about abortions? Ask your sister. But, I don't have a si... oh! Ouch 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 (NSFW) What separates Bad Jokes from Dad Jokes? Spoiler Condoms! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 Did you know that Trees poop? Yeah, where do you think "#2" Pencils come from?? 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 I don't always tell Dad Jokes. However, when I do he laughs! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 Dad? I can't sleep. Why not princess? Because there's a monster under my bed! Oh, don't worry, it won't harm you. Oh good, because I drank the whole can! 1
WizardofOSS Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 Dad, I'm cold!! Well, go stand in the corner then! Why? I didn't do nothing wrong? No, it'll warm you up because it's 90 degrees there. 2 1
Ashleyoop Posted April 16 Report Posted April 16 1. I built of model of Mt. Everest. My friend asked, "Is it to scale?".. "No, it's to look at" 2. My little sister swallowed some coins and was taken to the hospital. When I asked how she was, the nurse said "No change yet" 2 1
Ashleyoop Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 1. My password for sites like these is always "coconut". I've always been told, pick something hard to crack..~ 2. Why are rugby fields measured with meters instead of yards? Because rugby is played with absolute units..~ 1 1
beanbean Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 What were two duck physicists discussing about? Quarks 1
beanbean Posted April 17 Report Posted April 17 What do you call a fish who wears a tuxedo? Sofishticated 1 1
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