SamL Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 Add your own! Rated G only please... Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: A fsh. Q: How do you catch a unique squirrel? A: You neek up on her. Q: How do you catch a tame squirrel? A: Tame way, you neek up on her too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Naturalselectionissexy Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 How do you make a little smaller? Just squish her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticSand Posted November 4, 2018 Report Share Posted November 4, 2018 Highly enjoy this thread already. A: Knock knock. Q: Who's there? A: Avenue Q: Avenue who? A: Avenue missed me! Throw back to Lamb Chop for whomever used to watch! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyu Posted November 5, 2018 Report Share Posted November 5, 2018 Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks "Do you smell fish? Have you ever tried to eat a clock? Its very time consuming.But I went back for seconds.2 fish are in a tank. 1 turns to the other and says "you man the guns, I'll drive! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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