##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl Posted March 13, 2020 Report Share Posted March 13, 2020 Answer the previous poster's question with something that is wrong - the further from true it is, the better Then post a question of your own. To start the game off: Why doesn't a snake have legs? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zanderandspike Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Because the bears took them to be hairy! Why do cat's have whiskers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littlelilypotter123 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Because the mice stuck them on as a prank! Why do elephants have long trunks? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainDoeSprinkles Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Cats have whiskers so they can draw designs in the sand box. Why is the sea salty? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainDoeSprinkles Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 (oops! sorry! I made a mistake!) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainDoeSprinkles Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Ok, I try again. Elephants have such long trunks so they can reach into mouse holes and make friends with the mice! Why is the sea salty? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redheadprincess98 Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Because mermaids cry a lot when a dolphin dies Why are roses red? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
##1°*BeDaddy'sGoodGirl Posted March 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Because violets had taken all the blue Why does cold custard get a "skin" on it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissPattch Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Cos it would look silly in a fur coat. Why does rain fall down? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest frozenwolf Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Because falling upward would be very silly Why do dogs bark? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guardian_Witcher Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 Trees offended them long ago and a magical spell gave them more bark than bite in revenge. Why do the sun and moon take turns rising? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SongofSparrow Posted March 14, 2020 Report Share Posted March 14, 2020 The sun and moon are stuck in an eternal game of tag, with the moon constantly trying to tag the sun. Why do owls hoot? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainDoeSprinkles Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 Owls hoot because they are calling out the steps to the fairie's nighttime dance. Why is the sun so hot? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tashers Posted March 16, 2020 Report Share Posted March 16, 2020 Because it has a bad temper, ever wonder where the saying firey redhead comes from... Why are we people so mean? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainDoeSprinkles Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 Because they need more hugs. Why ladybugs have spots? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Looby-Lou Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 Because there wasn't enough paint for stripes. Why do people only have two legs? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tashers Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 Cuz we would be scary looking with more!! or have to eat like cats and dogs... No thanks yous! Why do we have 10 toes and fingers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. J Posted March 17, 2020 Report Share Posted March 17, 2020 Because when we're born the doctors cut off our other sets of arms and legs.What's the difference between a taxi and an Uber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebony Fruit Bat Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 (edited) Taxis gobble miles and ubers eats toes. Why do our eyes have an iris? Edited March 18, 2020 by Guest 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Acenya Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 The colours on iris represent our magical powers!! Why are bumblebees fluffy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebony Fruit Bat Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 Because in another life they were makeup powder puffs. Why do bananas turn yellow? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SongofSparrow Posted March 18, 2020 Report Share Posted March 18, 2020 They turn yellow because they are happy. Why are stickers sticky? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest frozenwolf Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Because they would be harder to get off if gooey Why is the sky blue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebony Fruit Bat Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Because they would be harder to get off if gooey Why is the sky blue? Because the sky and the sea are fraternal twins. The sky dyed itself blue to trick the sea animals. It was a botched dye job and now the sky remains a washed out permanent blue. Why are our noses in the center of our face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Looby-Lou Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 The secret is that they used to be on the top of our head, but the unicorns didn't like it and they pushed our noses down to the middle of our faces. Why don't cats come in different sizes like dogs do? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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