Erasmeus71 Posted March 1, 2023 Report Posted March 1, 2023 An electric spark lights them up. Why does one put hot sauce on there food?
Guest Crybunbun Posted March 1, 2023 Report Posted March 1, 2023 it secretly gives super powers like fire breath why do bunnys have long ears ?
Erasmeus71 Posted March 1, 2023 Report Posted March 1, 2023 (edited) So they can reach there food Why does one dive over the cliff of water? Edited March 1, 2023 by Erasmeus71
Daddyprof Posted March 2, 2023 Report Posted March 2, 2023 To check if gravity is working. Why are planets round? 1
DaddysMonkey Posted March 2, 2023 Report Posted March 2, 2023 (edited) Because if they were square you would fall off the edge , DUH ! What do you think gorillas would say if they could talk ? Edited March 2, 2023 by DaddysMonkey 1
Erasmeus71 Posted March 2, 2023 Report Posted March 2, 2023 Humans are a bunch of fools destroying the food! Why do planes have wings?
Inanis_Spiritus Posted March 4, 2023 Report Posted March 4, 2023 So they don't have to walk everywhere Why is the grass green?
Driygon Posted March 9, 2023 Report Posted March 9, 2023 Because the store run out of toothbrushes Why does it rain? 1
Kittyara207 Posted March 9, 2023 Report Posted March 9, 2023 Cause daddy's snoring! Why are people so grumpy when they get old? 1
Barney048 Posted March 23, 2023 Report Posted March 23, 2023 When someone in your family has diarhea you heat it up, add suggar to taste and then use flour to thicken it up. If you choke a Smurf, what colour will it's face become?
ZandraMeow Posted March 23, 2023 Report Posted March 23, 2023 30 minutes ago, Barney048 said: When someone in your family has diarhea you heat it up, add suggar to taste and then use flour to thicken it up. If you choke a Smurf, what colour will it's face become? It will scream "Pikachu~⭐" and electrocute you with 100,000 volts!⚡ Why do banks always fail? 1
Kittyara207 Posted March 23, 2023 Report Posted March 23, 2023 Because you can't milk them... Why do squirrels twitch? 1
Barney048 Posted March 23, 2023 Report Posted March 23, 2023 Because they nibble on eachother's nuts. Why do dogs eat their own 💩? 2
shadowrider Posted March 24, 2023 Report Posted March 24, 2023 Because the squirrels nuts were already taken Why do cats always knock things over?
Kittyara207 Posted March 24, 2023 Report Posted March 24, 2023 Cause the squirrels are after their nuts. Why do alligator eyes glow at night?
ZandraMeow Posted March 24, 2023 Report Posted March 24, 2023 8 hours ago, Kittyara207 said: Cause the squirrels are after their nuts. Why do alligator eyes glow at night? Because you drove the car into the swamp!😱 How did life begin?🧐
Barney048 Posted March 24, 2023 Report Posted March 24, 2023 55 minutes ago, ZandraMeow said: Because you drove the car into the swamp!😱 How did life begin?🧐 Your dad bought cheap condoms and your mom had a few to many. Then the big bang happened. How do you measure success?
ZandraMeow Posted March 24, 2023 Report Posted March 24, 2023 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Barney048 said: Your dad bought cheap condoms and your mom had a few to many. Then the big bang happened. How do you measure success? That's not wrong enough...😏 Cut the head off and measure its weight😈 Why should someone hire you for work? Edited March 24, 2023 by ZandraMeow 2
Barney048 Posted March 24, 2023 Report Posted March 24, 2023 38 minutes ago, ZandraMeow said: That's not wrong enough...😏 Cut the head off and measure its weight😈 Why should someone hire you for work? Diversity... Every company needs an underachiever. Why does beer dehidrate you when it's mostly water? 1
ZandraMeow Posted March 24, 2023 Report Posted March 24, 2023 (edited) 35 minutes ago, Barney048 said: Diversity... Every company needs an underachiever. Why does beer dehidrate you when it's mostly water? Your answer deserves a 'Good JOB'.😏 Are you sure it's sweat steaming off? Maybe it's IQ! Don't you find you feel more confident when you're drunk?🧐 Ah... I have a good answer for this, but probably no one here understands Chinese... whatever, I'll type it down... "因為酒精取代了你大腦裡的水"😉 Why people always have so many questions? Edited March 24, 2023 by ZandraMeow
Barney048 Posted March 24, 2023 Report Posted March 24, 2023 Because they don't want to spend their data googling stuff, when they can ask the nearest Bozo. Why does it burn when you pee?
ZandraMeow Posted March 24, 2023 Report Posted March 24, 2023 (edited) 37 minutes ago, Barney048 said: Because they don't want to spend their data googling stuff, when they can ask the nearest Bozo. Why does it burn when you pee? Because you should first google that urinal to see if there is a LEAK in its cable net, of course😏 Why does universal use Google? Edited March 24, 2023 by ZandraMeow
Barney048 Posted March 24, 2023 Report Posted March 24, 2023 Because Zeus is lazy. Why do some men pee in the toilet when there's 10 free urinals right next to the toilet stall?
Kittyara207 Posted March 24, 2023 Report Posted March 24, 2023 Cause they think rhe urinals are fountains to drink from. Why do cicadas make sooo much noise?
ZandraMeow Posted March 24, 2023 Report Posted March 24, 2023 (edited) 31 minutes ago, Barney048 said: Because Zeus is lazy. Why do some men pee in the toilet when there's 10 free urinals right next to the toilet stall? Why I open my phone again... I definitely should sleep Because some people need to improve their performance in bed, so they choose sitting on the toilet to improve their prostate health. to Why do cicadas make sooo much noise? Because they cry that they will never find a girlfriend Why do some men like to stay in the restroom? Edited March 24, 2023 by ZandraMeow
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