For some reason my customers think I’m their therapist. I take it as a compliment , even though it can be draining at times. What isn’t draining about it...... is all the hilarious terrible dates I get to hear about. I feel so bad for some of my customers and their dating experiences, but I can’t help but laugh at how awkward people can be and the weird situations people find themselves in.
What’s one of the worst dates you’ve ever been on ? Was it funny ? Traumatic ? (In a silly way) , scar you for life ? Heh ^-^
Jesus .... so... this was a LONG time ago. Probably..... eight years ago now ? I was invited to go on a triple date. Myself and a dude , his two guy friends and their girlfriends. It was the first time I was meeting and going out with any of this guys friends. I was really nervous because I’m a terribly self conscious person and always think everyone will hate me. As you can imagine I was on edge from the beginning. It was decided that all six of us would go bowling together.
We get to the bowling place , and we’re all sitting in our parking spots in our cars goofing around before we go inside. One of the friends and his girlfriends said they would be in right after us. They had to “talk” really quick. I thought they were just gunna smoke a joint and I was like well that’s rude not to share , but didn’t think much of it and the other four of us went inside.
45 FUCKIN MINUTES GO BY AND THEYRE STILL IN THE CAR OUTSIDE.
The other guy and his girlfriend are making out in the bar area , super obvious PDA. Gross.
I’m looking at my date , obviously very annoyed. I’m thinking in my head “your friends kinda suck... “ with my date and I sitting in awkward silence.
Finally , the other couple comes back inside. Neither of them are speaking , the girl looks REALLY fuckin mad. I could feel the energy pouring out of her , and I was like oh boy here we go she’s gunna fuckin go off on someone. *sips booze*
The guy says “hey let’s get some food before we play.”
We all go to the food : bar area and order some drinks , and as the waitress walks away the angry girl scoffs under her breath “are you gunna fuck her too you piece of shit ?”
OAo BRO MY HEART FELL OUT OF MY ASS WHEN SHE SAID THAT.
Everyone at the table is dead silent..... so I go “wowwweeee good drinks I like this drink everyone else like their drink whew what a good drink.” Didn’t work.
The dude and angry girlfriend start bickering at the table in front of myself and my date and the other couple.
The other couple was obviously annoyed as well. So the other girl politely says “could you guys do that after dinner ? We’re sorry you guys are fighting but we don’t want to be caught in the middle.” (A little important piece of info , the other girl that spoke up is from Sweden. She moved here like two months prior to going out with all of us.)
This piece of doodoo loser asshole goes “ aren’t you just with my friend for a green card anyways?”
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ?!
I kicked my dates shin under the table so fucking hard. I gave him that look like I’m gunna start yelling and freaking out... I decide to excuse myself and get some fresh air away from the bar table.
I’m standing by myself , and I hear yelling and a big commotion. The angry girl storms out of the bowling place , the other couple storms out after her , my date is yelling at his douche bag friend , and I’m just standing there watching it all go down while the bowling alley is looking at them like a circus. *sigh* I hate people.
Eventually , everyone is gone and my date walks up to me. Like oh wow I exist now ? Cool.
He explained to me , that while they were in the car outside for 45 minutes this guy confessed to his girlfriend that he’s cheated on her with seven different girls and might have a girl pregnant. RIGHT BEFORE A DATE ?!?!? WHY ?!?!?!
I totally understand why the girl was mad , but Jesus Christ. I refused to go on another date , especially if any of his friends were gunna be around. In my mind , guilty by association. If those are the people you’re around , I don’t like it. And really didn’t like being forgotten about until the chaos was over. Although , I am glad I walked away.
So yeah...... that’s one of the worst dates I’ve ever been on. It was terrible and chaotic while it was happening , but now that I look back on it it’s very silly and funny to me.
Hopefully someone has something really juicy and funny ^-^ I’ve always been a loner / loser so I haven’t gone on many dates on my life.
Edited by DaddysMonkey, 07 April 2021 - 08:40 AM.