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I'd love to hear others awful love poems please share .

Here are some of mine

 

"He smells like a tuna sandwich on a hot summers day . Bread soft and moist like when his hand holds mine "

 

"When our eyes meet it's like two cicadas screaming out across the universe for each other. REEEEEEEEEEEEE. The song of summer love. EEEEEEEEEE"

 

 

"He was a man I was a woman. Then I was a platypus eating a boiled egg. He likes boil eggs like I like him. Cracked and with a little spice."

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"My love for you overflows like a toilet after too much Taco Bell. Extra fire sauce like the day you whispered "your mine" as you shoved a burrito into your mouth whole."

 

 

" May our love last as long as bed bath and beyond coupons I cram into the glove box of my minivan"

 

" Our love burns hot like a kid holding a magnifying glass over the pavement burning ants with it's magnified light from the sun. "

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I didn't make this one but it's still good

 

Love is like a fart.

If you gotta force it,

it's probably shit.

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Your kisses set me on fire, this love is too hot.

Wait. It burns. Is that smoke?!

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Roses are red,

Your lips are blue.

I like erotic asphyxiation, 

Looks like you do too.

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