humanmusic Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 (edited) eat a potatotrust meI know what I am talkingaboutjust do itno one ever killed themselvesor someone elseafter eating a potatonobody eats a potatoand then saysGIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY PUNK!a manhas never, ever eatenoneand then wanteda divorce, or an affairright afterthe potato highis even higherthan the steam that risesfrom a freshly bakedspudyou will feel like you,like the you you likeafter indulgingupon this magnificentcreaturebeauteousfancied foode fetaleO your sparklinggown of a-lu-min-niumand tasty skinsah, your curves curveand your MEAT is NEAT*ever satisfied* my dear...such a steamy hottie!thou artsuch a dish!thou art, ART!rush, rush, rushthine fine wholenessintomy mouth Edited May 24 by humanmusic 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SpookyLittleCupcake Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 (edited) Finger snaps to you Edited May 23 by SpookyLittleCupcake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanmusic Posted May 24 Author Report Share Posted May 24 I changed the ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanmusic Posted May 24 Author Report Share Posted May 24 Can't spell MOUTH without OUT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanmusic Posted May 24 Author Report Share Posted May 24 The main thing on my mind right now is wondering if I can go to prison for this kind of stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dinogiggles Posted May 29 Report Share Posted May 29 *clap clap* This is a beautiful potato poem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanmusic Posted May 31 Author Report Share Posted May 31 *clap clap* This is a beautiful potato poem. Thanks to you and everyone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WigglyBun Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 I don't know how I got here from where I was at but I love it (almost as much as I love potatoes). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RavenclawPrincess Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 *Finger snaps* I never knew that I needed a poem like this in my life but here we are. Away I spirit to the kitchen to indulge in an ever glorious tayto 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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