IkumiKao Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 NOTE: i suck at English and formatting is my greatest enemy, if you are easily annoyed by spelling and grammar, this post is nsfw.Today i bring to you a new level of awareness. today i stepped on lego, and this is my experience, as it crippled me and sent me to my deathbed.I entered littlespace and had build a lego tower. As a dinosaur i became godzilla and then destroyed the tower in my chaotic rampage. and so..I have faced death itself and my will to live was tested. sheer willpower has brought me to this deep reflection. i now understand my enemy, i have looked it in the eye, it was birthed from the pits of hell itself. the lego, were it was forged over 6 years 6 months and 6 days. Hand picked by the devil himself, then sent to this mortal realm we live in and let me tell you..... this is how...from birth my life has been controlled, shaped and molded into making me the person i am today, People have entered my life, i have learned from them, it has then crafted me as a person to influence my decision on creating a lego tower. from my own will i would of assumed but now i realize it was actually all planned, so when i struck that lego tower in my godzilla rage with the anger in my heart that has been curing over many years, the tower would fall in a way that one lego would drop in the perfect place. and so i take my step forwards, unaware of what evil has been placed infront of me. so clear now yet was blind then. I stepped on that lego and it put me on my deathbed, which i have now experienced and come to this greater awareness and understanding, I Kao, have ASCENDED. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabyGirlBkitsune Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 *waves as kaokao ascends* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest M&M Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 lol i love how you wrote this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IkumiKao Posted April 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 xD it was a spur of the moment thing lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LavanderRabbit Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Only big blocks for you from now on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IkumiKao Posted April 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Duplooooooo. I am a baby after all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cherrylolita7 Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 Haha Kao this is so funny and cute!~ I give it a golden star sticker~ +* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BittyKitty Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 I am now in a state of existential crisis but I'm not even mad. You're the cutest little philosopher XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IkumiKao Posted April 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 hehehhehe giggles and hides face :3 thankies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Robin Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, saying ayyyo, stepped on a leeego. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest algernon Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 Tim Hawkins discussing the subject: Lego bricks are bad, but have you ever stepped on a d4 in the middle of the night? Friggin caltrops, man... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TwinklingSpace Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 That was so cute and adorable Kao. So poetic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Trixie Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/123.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
14400_1655600390 Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 At first I was impressed with the click bait title, then I got over that and loved how you put your experience. Beautiful *applauds* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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